Night of the Living Alive!

Mistress Violet Strychnine is cranky and tired.  So sue me, I can't spew out comedy gold every night you mongoloids.  That's right, tonight I'm phoning it in.  What, I don't get paid to entertain you.  You're not the one paying my hearse payments.  You don't pay the rent on my crypt.  If you know what's good for you you'll watch the 1984 teen zombie flick Night of the Comet and shut the hell up.  It's a lot like  like I Am Legend, Omega Man, and Last Man on Earth (which are all based on the same Richard Matheson story although probably not so much with this one) but with "teenage" girls and a bitchin' 80s keytar soundtrack.  14 more days.  No really, I do love you all. Now fuck off.  xoxo