It's a Demon Gated Community.

My rec room downstairs is really starting to come together.  Last week I had a demon portal installed right next to the tiki bar.  It's pretty sweet and it really livens up a soiree like nobody's business.  Just the other night I threw this lycanthrope themed cocktail party and while The Wolf Girl was downing her 4th Mai Tai crying about "accidentally" eating her last boyfriend a hellspawn popped through and ripped off one of my guests' faces.  We all had such a laugh (except for Bob who got his face ripped off).  Who needs Twister when you have a demon gate?  Anyhow, Mistress Violet Strychnine here with another juicebox filled with juicy hate not from concentrate.  Parli Italiano?  No?  Well lucky for you this next film is filmed in the language of gore.  We're talkin' the 1981 Lucio Fulci film House by the Cemetery. Got a murdering demon living in your basement.  I say turn those lemons into lemonade!  Ummm, where was I?  Oh, yeah, this film has face stabbings, flesh ripping, fireplace poker poking, creepy little ghosty girls, and lots and lots of maggots.  Make sure you're eating runny eggs and curdled milk with a terrible hangover when watching this film.  It's sure to please.  Only 13 days of Halloween left.  Make sure your basement door (or hallway closet for you apartment dwellers) is locked before the demons get you! xoxo