Saturday, December 31, 2011

The End of Times.

Creepy New Year's Eve my little horror hounds. Here's hoping that your New Year is filled with gory, slimy, macabre fright!  Here are some tips to make sure that you survive the holiday and stay amongst the living dead, not just the plain old dead. If you go crypt partying, be sure to go with a few ghoulfriends so you do not fall asleep in an alley by the dumpsters. Also make sure you keep a few eyes on your glass of arsenic. There are lots of nasty creatures out there waiting to slip you a mickey and force you to listen to Nickleback, get matching Tasmanian Devil tattoos, and other horrible things. Last but not least my pretties be sure to have your sober minions drive you around in your hearse unless you wish to ride in the pine box in back. Speaking of New Year's safety tips, here is a nice little PSA called New Year's Evil (1980) showing you the terror that lurks around the corner. Have a blast you mongoloids. See you on the flip side. xoxo