October Fools!

I hate the month of April.  Spring is such a dreadful time of year.  My beloved Winter is gone and now I have to get ready to put my kitten fur coat away.  All of the corpses in my basement begin to thaw and stink up the joint.  Not to mention that I just refuse to wear anything pastel.  I think I would literally die.  The only good thing about April is the 1st of the month.  I love a good practical joke.  Like the time I put live scorpions in my best friend's pillow case.  Oh, and the time I put hydrochloric acid in the same friend's shampoo.  She doesn't speak to me anymore for some reason.  Oh well.  Haha, fun!  Mistress Violet Strychnine here to projectile vomit a messy spew of muck in your mouth.  Tonight's film is the 1986 frightfest April Fools.  Things are not what they seem.  Pranks and gags turn sour as a group of young adults meet at a remote island for a going away bash (I always throw my parties on remote islands to keep the escaping at a minimum).  Heads get smashed by boats, girls fall down wells, and perhaps even some creepy twin action.  But what's the gag?  Watch and see you impatient freak!  Only 16 days left of Halloween my little spooky scumbags.  xoxo