October 21st.
The House of the Devil (2009) Directed by Ti West
Time to get real. The world is super fucking horrible so let get serious with the horror. This is one of my favorite films. It has a really nostalgic 1980s feel to it (but not in a cheesy way).
During the 1980s over 70% of American adults believed in the existence of abusive Satanic Cults... Another 30% rationalized the lack of evidence due to government cover ups... The following is based on true unexplained events...
"That Sonicare toothbrush works. It really really works!"
"Bobbing for gall bladders seems like a fun Halloween party game..."
Satan always needs his shit to be soooo precise and perfect. Must be a virgo.
Rocking out to Anton Lavey's Hymn of the Satanic Empire.
Babysitting for fun and profit.
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