Oh Halloween. My favorite time of year when the veil between the spirit world and our own living hell becomes oh so very thin. When all of the normals dress up as me and go door to door to beg for sugary treats. This year I'm handing out apples that I've injected with amphetamines and laxatives (a hilarious combination). It's a holiday tradition in the Strychnine household. Yes sirs and madames of fright, Miss Violet Strychnine here to subject you to another bucket of bile and blood. Last year my Samhain film of choice was the lovely 2007 freak show called Trick or Treat.
This year I have something else up my sleeve. What do you get when you mix pizza delivery, babysitting, witchcraft, puffy jackets, and demon spawn? Well you get the 2009 Ti West directed shocker House of the Devil. Order a pizza and sit in the dark to watch this skin crawler. Just make sure to tip the pizza guy extra as you answer the door in your chicken wearing a diaper costume.
Happy Halloween my darlings. May the spookiness never end. xoxoxoxo
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