Aint No Party Like a Demon Party.

 

Don't you just love a good Halloween party? All the candy apples stuffed with razor blades and a nice big bowl of arsenic punch. Games like bobbing for broken glass and stab the random person in the dark. I just love spooky parties. Nothing beats an old fashioned seance or demon invocation just to spice things up. Get all dolled up in one of my sexy witch/vampire/ghoul outfits (This isn't a fucking costume! It's a way of life!) and spooky the normals. I swear, people get so offended when you spew blood all over their khakis. Boring.

Mistress Violet Strychnine here with another dose of demon debauchery my little heathens. Tonight's feature is the 1988 eye socket sucker Night of the Demons. Spooky girl Angela and her busty friend Suzanne (played by scream queen goddess Linnea Quigley) are throwing a creepy Halloween party down at the local abandoned funeral parlor. The guest don't realize that perhaps having a seance in a demon infested mortuary is perhaps not the best plan. I mean, we didn't bring enough chips and dips for your demon friends. Anyways, slaughter happens, demons eat people's faces, Linnea sticks a whole tube of lipstick straight into her nipple, and there's more running and screaming than you can shake a pointy stick at.

That's it for now my little lunatics. Only 25 days left until Halloween. xoxoxo