Friday, October 5, 2012

Swamp Aliens.


Hello my lovely little ghoul friends. Let's talk about alien anal probing for a minute. I'm going to keep this one short butt sweet. I'll try not to be ass-anine. There's nothing to rear, um I mean fear. Unless of course these colon curious creatures come from the moon of Uranus. Ahahahaha! Anywho my little unidentified flying mongrels. Violet Strychnine here with another honey bucket full of murky stink to dip your eyeballs in.



Tonight's feature is the Fred Olen Ray 1980 stink bomb, Alien Dead. I think it was made for around 13 dollars and a couple of free doughnuts for the "actors". Badly dubbed, badly filmed, badly acted, and just plain badly bad. All around badness. "So why should I watch this film?" you might be asking yourself. Well because it's hilarious and has spooky swamp alien zombies. That's why. There may have been some reference to aliens landing in the swamp perhaps, I think. All of a sudden the swamp is infested with zombies. Lots of backwoods people get eaten up. Somebody eats a possum. The newspaper guy loses his shoes. Intestines get repeatedly pulled out of people. The end.

Only 26 more days until Halloween my malicious muffins. Stay crispy. xoxoxo
Oh, and here's the whole film for your pleasure.

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