Monday, October 24, 2011

At Midnight I'll Have a Snack!

Sometimes at midnight I can hear the leftover pizza in my refrigerator whisper my name.  I swear, I hate being taunted by tasty snacks.  Oh, speaking of snacks, do you remember FrankenStuffs?  They were hot dogs that were filled with various other things such as cheese or chili or perhaps even both.  I suppose the name didn't exactly make people salivate with hot dogs already being a mishmash of various mysterious meat parts and all.  I myself loved them.  A) Anything vaguely related to Frankenstein is cool and B)  I am a hotdog connoisseur.  Anyhow, enough about forced meats, Mistress Violet Strychnine here with another mechanically separated puddle of pink bile.  Ever wonder what a horror film made in Brazil would be like?  How scary can a unibrow be?  Will the Devil steal my soul at midnight?  All of your questions will be answered when you watch the 1964 Coffin Joe latino classic At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul!  It's the first in a trilogy of the wide eyed Coffin Joe, a top hat and cloak wearing, unibrowed soul stealing gravedigger films.  All he wants is a lady friend to make babies with.  The poor sap just doesn't realize that the ladies must be alive to have his little gravedigger babies.  Some people never learn.  Only 8 days of Halloween left my little gore whores.  Tonight at midnight, I'm going to take your left pinky toe!  Hahaha!  xoxo  



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